1. Mention the upcoming promotional exams.

2. Quote myself about the lack or preparation.

3. Start fretting.

4. Think about killing myself.

5. Dispose of the idea in the imaginary trash can that is my mind.

6. Think about studying.

7. Blog instead.

8. Resolve to stsart studying.

9. Add in the word, 'tomorrow' to point 8.

10. Sign off.

Therefore, to make the above points flow in a coherent manner, I shall type with wit, description and fluent language. Oh don't worry, I'll label the points as they make their respective appearances throughout the passage.

So my promotional exams are coming soon, in approximately 21 days, or an estimated 3 weeks. (1) I am, not unexpectedly, unprepared. After all, my main activity the past few days, and throughout the whole of last week (which were my September Holidays, mind you!) my main activity was to plop my sorry self in front of the computer and game, facebook, youtube and fmylife the day away. (2)

I haven't done proper revision yet, any proper studying, and still have homework from the June holidays overdue! How am I ever going to pass my promos and get, well... promoted!? It's not like I can just magically hold all the knowledge from the past 8 months and use in as I sit in the giant hall with the rest of the 600 odd candidates, right? Ugh. It really is qutie scary, the timeframe, the deadlines. (3)

Wouldn't be so easy to just get away from it? Sleep forever and forget the stress. Bring myself to the heavenly bodies above our heads and leave it all behind... (4) Nah. (5)

I should get started. Like, really. Open my books and notes, change the batteries in my graphic calculator, and crank my brain's knobs to the study channel. Pick up the pens and put them to paper, then pick up the paper and study. Mug. Revise. Whatever. (6)

Yet instead I am posting my thoughts on the net. (7)

I'm going to start revision. After all, JC is all about consisten effort, and continuous studying. And I so need to catch up if I want to get to where I'm supposed to be. So I shall start. Start hitting the books, abusing them violently till my mind is filled with the appropriate formulae, the absolute facts, the analytical answers...(8)

Tomorrow! (9)

-2242, 15-9-09 (10)