It would've been nice to be given a few days notice, but no, I get it thrust unto me to be completed by tomorrow. So with little time, I can produce more than just substandard work. All it takes is a little thinking.

But it's still far from perfect. Far from good, even. All there is are a few witty lines filled with sattire found only in classroom situations.

And how cool is it that out of 8 pieces, my printer managed to screw up 4 cards? I need to make 5! Oh joy. Thankfully, one of the teacher's I'm making them for takes us for two subjects, so now I just need to think up of about 10 more witty lines (goodbye sleep tonight!) and I'm good to go. Herein, then, lies the problem of writing out the witty lines.

See at first I was going to do ransom note-like font. My sis said it would be a pain. It didn't take very long for me to see why. So am I just going to write it out now? It would be a real pain, since 1) I have no marker 2) I tend to write things wrongly 3) I cancel out the things I write wrongly. Hey, live and try? I don't know. All I know is that they need to be done, and I'm just here thinking how.

EDIT: FUCK THE LAST PIECE OF PAPER JUST GOT RUINED.

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