So I call for tradition yet again.

Yet I notice how quickly I have reached the 300th post, compared to the previous 100 and 200 posts ago posts.

It took about two years to get the to 100th, a year to the 200th, and then barely 4 months to the 3ooth.

I fear and fret, for at this rate, I'll be reaching the 400th post ins about 1.5 months, the 500th in half a month after, the 600th in 6 days, the 700th in 2 days, and then the 800th in 1 day, and soon i'll be going at roguhly a hundred posts a half-second.

Which means I'll be having no life!

Although I'm guessing that 's nearly impossible, unless I sign up for a 100 twitter accounts, then link them all to my blog and type 1 character at the same time for all of them and hit enter every second.

Is that possible?

I have no idea.

Oh well.

So let us celebrate the 300th post with a dedication to tradition, the cryptic fluidity and undecipherable style I have come to know and love, but with a twist.

I'll actually tell you what it means this time.

But it's hard to tell somewhat what something means, when the only thing it means is that I'll tell you that there is no meaning to something that seems to have meaning because of circular logic and strange language.

So there you go.

I just answered your question by not asking mine.

Happy 300th, and now...

We return to your regular scheduled programme.

-2121, 20/09/2009